When Rahu Hijacks a Zodiac, Here's the Fix (And It's Not Just Meditation)

Rahu . The celestial equivalent of a tech startup founder who didn’t finish college but is somehow taking over the world—chaotic, mysterious, and constantly stirring the pot. It's the planet of illusions, obsession, and, let's face it, that friend who has way too many side hustles but never enough time for anyone else.

Some zodiacs, particularly Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, and Pisces, have been given front-row tickets to Rahu's crazy ride. These signs end up with more internal turbulence than an action movie chase scene, with no idea how they got here and even less understanding of why everything’s suddenly a crisis.

Gemini, for instance, is caught in a whirlwind of contradictions, like a character out of Inception trying to figure out if they should become a philosopher or a TikTok influencer. Their constant battle between the “right” path and “well, maybe I could be an astronaut” is just Rahu’s doing.

Virgo gets caught in perfectionist spirals, obsessing over every tiny detail—like an overworked production assistant trying to keep a movie set running smoothly but drowning in chaos. Rahu tells Virgo, “Let’s create a crisis, just for fun.”

Sagittarius, the eternal optimist, suddenly finds themselves lost in existential questions—like Indiana Jones, but instead of hunting for treasure, they’re chasing abstract philosophies with no roadmap in sight.

Pisces? They're stuck in a fog of confusion and self-doubt, like The Matrix when Neo doesn’t know if he’s the one, the two, or just somebody who really needs a nap.

So, how does one stop Rahu from turning life into a sci-fi movie that nobody asked for? First off, stay grounded. Think less “world domination” and more “doing laundry with dignity.” Next, practice self-discipline—which is like training for an intergalactic race against time, but in sweatpants. Charity work can help too, especially if it involves the downtrodden (bonus points for stray cats). Rahu hates being outdone by simplicity and kindness.

Lastly, learning is key—especially learning to say no to everything that seems shiny and new. Rahu thrives on distractions, and ignoring them is like throwing a pie in its face.