CHRIS BUCKTIN - The real reason China chose number 34 for Trump trade war retaliation

In a jab that blurred the line between economic policy and mockery, China initially imposed a bizarre 34 per cent tariff on US goods in retaliation for ’s insane trade war. But word has now reached me that there was meaning behind why such a bizarre figure was chosen.

In the ultimate act of trolling, The move highlighted how Trump’s legal baggage has become an international punchline, undermining US credibility on the global stage. Chinese officials framed it as a “calculated coincidence,” but the message was clear: America’s president is now a geopolitical liability.

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Silicon Valley signals

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Fast & Furious

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